clips lose.



fuck.

for those that don't know, prolly everyone reading this except me, (wait, i'm prolly the only one reading this, um, anyway) the guy pictured is lamar odom, who used to play for the clips.

so he's a dirty traitor.

even though he was actually traded, so he's actually a trade-ee. hee hee.

at least i have humor in the face of defeat.

if you can call this crap humor. whatever. um. yeah, so, uh, who's famously linked with miami that i can say fuck them?

um, fuck madonna. umm, oh wait...

fuck vanilla ice!! yah, that works. aloha.

I used to hate Eddie House (pictured), but today he’s my best friend.

You see, last nite he hit a three (pictured) to send the clips jail blazers game into OT, and the clips held on for the doubleyou.

But back in the day, when he played for Arizona State, I remember this one time he torched Cal for like 60 points or some shit like that.

I guess hate is a strong word but I was not happy with him, and that is putting it lightly.

But all is forgiven now, Eddie House. You are officially enshrined in the dog named clipper hall of fame.

You and Sahalie.

There will be an indoctrination ceremony at precisely 10:30 tomorrow nite. The master of ceremonies will be Darth Vader’s nephew, Luke’s little known brother named Harry.

The force is, unfortunately, not with him.

Still, he’s a nice guy.

Hope everyone has a good time. All are invited to enjoy the festivities.

Sorry I won’t be able to make it, I’ve got the Goldstein affair, which was cancelled and rainchecked last week and you know, in for a penny in for a pound.

I’ll be there in spirit though. Believe that.

Go clippers.

dear muscle68:

the memphis grizzlies can suck my dick



sorry bout your rams though

ps: fuck elvis