I used to hate Eddie House (pictured), but today he’s my best friend.

You see, last nite he hit a three (pictured) to send the clips jail blazers game into OT, and the clips held on for the doubleyou.

But back in the day, when he played for Arizona State, I remember this one time he torched Cal for like 60 points or some shit like that.

I guess hate is a strong word but I was not happy with him, and that is putting it lightly.

But all is forgiven now, Eddie House. You are officially enshrined in the dog named clipper hall of fame.

You and Sahalie.

There will be an indoctrination ceremony at precisely 10:30 tomorrow nite. The master of ceremonies will be Darth Vader’s nephew, Luke’s little known brother named Harry.

The force is, unfortunately, not with him.

Still, he’s a nice guy.

Hope everyone has a good time. All are invited to enjoy the festivities.

Sorry I won’t be able to make it, I’ve got the Goldstein affair, which was cancelled and rainchecked last week and you know, in for a penny in for a pound.

I’ll be there in spirit though. Believe that.

Go clippers.