Well Jason kidd and his fellow new jersey nets gave the clips a beating almost as bad as the one homey put down on his wifey a few years back (ah, I forgive, but don’t forget, especially when it comes to those supposed to rep the golden bear contingent - oh wait, do I forgive, fuck no, not when you’re whuppin’ my clips) um ok, where was I?

Shit. Fukn clips. Thou shalt not lose to east coast teams. Didn’t y'all get the memo? Fricken fracken fruck.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure it was rigged. But the tough thing is proving it, and getting it before the board. You know the deal.

Alrighty then. Peace out in bitten effect. Odelay.