Clippers win! Ok that being said, please stop and read me for a minute. Pretty please? No one, and I mean no one, well, ok, some people, but hardly anyone, like, 5 people a day, stop by here, and most of them are looking for information on dogs fucking various other organisms.

So have mercy. Leave a milk bone. Pity a poor wretched fool. Webster would want it this way.

dear la clippers -

i present to you the golden ass-handers award

suckas



let's turn this thing around, por favor?

gracias.

Well Jason kidd and his fellow new jersey nets gave the clips a beating almost as bad as the one homey put down on his wifey a few years back (ah, I forgive, but don’t forget, especially when it comes to those supposed to rep the golden bear contingent - oh wait, do I forgive, fuck no, not when you’re whuppin’ my clips) um ok, where was I?

Shit. Fukn clips. Thou shalt not lose to east coast teams. Didn’t y'all get the memo? Fricken fracken fruck.

Anyway, I’m pretty sure it was rigged. But the tough thing is proving it, and getting it before the board. You know the deal.

Alrighty then. Peace out in bitten effect. Odelay.

introducing your western conference player of the week, Mister Elton Brand.



Aka badass motherfucker.

Not the wallet, the basketball player.

Oh yah, and the clips beat the lakers Sunday nite. Who’s the real kings of la? Well, okay, the basketball kings. Okay, well, kings for a nite. Oh fuck you then.

Clippers. That’s really what it’s all about.

ALL of it. is about. The Los Angeles Clippers.

Formerly of San Diego. Even more formerly known as the Buffalo Braves.

Check the files.

Aloha.