Acie Law IV could now supposedly drop all the way to 20 (Miami), in the wake of the monster trade that seems pending that will send Amare Stoudemire to Atlanta and KG to the Suns, giving Minnie the 3 & 11 pick as well as Zaza Pachulia and Anthony Johnson. Wowsers. And supposedly the rub, at least for me, is that the clippers are SUPPOSEDLY in love with Javaris Chrittendon out of Georgia Tech at the 14 spot. Clipperblog has enumerated nicely the argument against Crittendon, as well as a little bit of "let the buyer beware" in regards to Law. Allow me to appeal to Elgin Baylor directly: Elgin, you are in my power. Elgin, Acie Law is the truth (theoretically, emphatically). Elgin: you CAN believe it’s not butter. Elgin: Fabio is your master, Acie Law is the salvation of not just the clippers, but western civilization. If he is available at that 14 spot, you must, I repeat MUST take him. To the Enchantment Under the Sea dance. PS: You are not a zombie from the planet Zebulon in the body of an amazingly talented yet old basketball player, you are in fact that man you think you are and can pull the trigger on a correct decision. Screw whatever Dunleavy is telling you, he is feeble minded and inane. You control the density, er destiny. Also, Fabio is your master, to prove it, understand that I am not Fabio, thus I must be speaking the truth. Good night.